Only got nine lives to lose
Ok this game is a piece of shit.
Lazily animated, character movements don’t go accord anything, not even sound effects. They didn’t even animated the hair (and as such there are no long hair).
When you hit something, there is certain point in the hitbox your weapon (or whatever you use) must hit before the damage actually occurs, so the mobs move like if nothing happened after all. Thanks to this is apparently impossible to juggle or stage in this game. The characters don’t jump, they float.
I liked the fact that they use stamina, but it’s badly used anyway.
This fine lady right here is my character, I also made a dude but he is ugly (the only manly face looks bad with all hairstyles, like a Justin Bieber on his 40s, so he ended up somewhat bishonen…).
Oh and tons of “kill 10 of this shit” quests.
Back to games that are worth my time.
I don’t know if you realize this, but the game has been out less than a month. I also believe that people who cannot spell nor use proper grammar, should be able to review or critic anything..
1 Cat + 1 Cardboard Box = Best Cosplay Ever
A Chinese blogger just won the Internet by doodling anime characters on boxes and sticking her cat Guagua’s head through holes making him the cutest thing ever and paralyzing the Internets for all of eternity.
Shut Up And Take My Money!: Giant Totoro Bed
I need this to live. No. I need eight of them. But I’d totally settle for one. You can actually find these things on Ebay for around $300. Totally worth it.
Buy: Totoro Kawai Sleeping Bag
Peep it: The cutest Totoro cosplay ever
Romney Obama Wife Hair Swap You’ve Been Waiting For
Their policy on fabulous hair is a campaign worth listening to.
